How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What's funny? Women's rights.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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