A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

NEVER

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

i like it in the mouth

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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