- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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