- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont they make black forks

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Japan

I like school Said no one ever.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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