- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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