- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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