- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How many light bulbs? 1

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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