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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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