- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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