- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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