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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

bite me

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

quantum physics?

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