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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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