Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A American seeking into mexico

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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