- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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