Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Pickles

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Small Penis.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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