What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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batman farted so hes retarded

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