What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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