Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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