- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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