- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

why dont they make black forks

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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