What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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what are you mike bibby?

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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