- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Japan

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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