roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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