- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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