- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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