whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Tunechi

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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