Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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