- Anti Joke

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Jack Stevens

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything