What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's stupid a light bulb.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

WOMENS RIGHTS

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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