Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Bitch

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Atheism

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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