Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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