- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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