- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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