- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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