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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Womans baksetball...

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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