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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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