- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

scraggle is in you pillow case

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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