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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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