- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's 9+10? 19

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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