What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your Mom

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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