- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A women left the kitchen.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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