- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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