what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

your mom was so fat that she died.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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