- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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