Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

women's rights.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

So a bar walks into a man...

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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