what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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