What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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