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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

PENIS that is all

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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