- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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