- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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