- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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