What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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