A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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