- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

^ That's not even funny ^

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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