- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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