- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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