- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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