- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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