- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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