- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

God is real.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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