A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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George W. Bush

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Roses are red.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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