Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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