- Anti Joke

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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