Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Potassium? K.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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