- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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