- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Gay rights.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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