- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

united we sit, cause we're fat

Whats brown and smells bad poo

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Women's professional sports

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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