- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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