- Anti Joke

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Drew Knowles is gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

whats green and lives in the water

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum