Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Drew Knowles is gay

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