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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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