- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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